Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Be strong honey...... I love you......


 "I LOVE U VERY STRONG HONEY" Katanyer.....


A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.  He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.  Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.  He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.  While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, APPEARS TO kiss her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.  While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:  "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict.  Look at his clothes!  He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.  I saw how he kissed your neck.  If he wants s3x, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you.  Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.  This guy is obviously very dangerous.  If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.  Be strong, honey.  I love you.” His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck.  He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.  I told him it was in the bathroom.  Be strong honey.  I love you, too...”  



It has been a while......

Helooo...... It's quite long time I did not update the blog.... Hope my friends are well.....
Lama sudah tak menaip blog ini, macam lain jer.... macam menarik jer.... (ehhhh.... mcm kenal jer......)

So, now is celebration seasons.  Just right after Christmas 2013 then New Year 2014 just a week ago then this coming end of January will be Chinese New Year..... (it's year of Horse... - Kuda meh)
I would like to wish all of you have a great year of Horse no matter study, work or anything.  As long as you are into it and do it the best... You will get the great end results.

So do take care of your food intake during this season cause I know all of us are well good eater and of course invitation from our frens and families not good to turn away. Orang kata "rezeki jangan ditolak" tapi jaga la perut anda...... Hahahahahahaha........